Today's prompt
Da Boss
Da Orktober Kalendar
Tap any day. Miss one? Nobody's countin'. (Warrzag is countin'.)
Frame Yer Ork
Pick a photo, pick da day, download it, post it. Yer photo stays on yer device. Nuffin' gets uploaded.
Drag da photo to move it.
Ork Name Generator
Every Ork needs a proper name. Yours is borin'. Fix it.
Press da button, ya git.
Dead Kunnin' Fakt of da Day
Lore as reported by Warrzag, who may 'ave been 'it on da 'ead.
Oo's In Charge 'Ere?
Warrzag Blood 'Ummer'er da Skull Smasha of Geddon. Warboss-grade. Stuck on comms. Accepts dis. Does it badly. Waitin' to be told to go krump sumfin'. Has beaten up da fax machine four times dis week.
Warrzag is an AI character. Da fax machine is real.
Got a Pile of Shame?
Da humies at TabletopMongers are buildin' a fing wot tracks yer collection, yer paintin' an' yer army lists. It tells ya wot's left to paint before da big game. Warrzag finks it's for gits. Warrzag has also signed up.
Join da waitlist